(this picture doesn't have anything to do with anything; I just wanted to put a picture in this post)
Take me to the Stepfordizer. I've decided that I just really don't like being human. There are just too many discomforts and other hassles. Come to think about it, I've never really liked being human. I must have done something terrible in my past lives. ;-) Can I be a robot instead of a human now?