Typealyzer Blog Personality

via Backreaction

Typealyzer says it can guess the personality of a text, or communication style, but does note that "writing style on a blog may have little or nothing to do with a person´s self-percieved personality." According to their calculations I'm a Hoe (as well as all of my other blogs - public and private) is this:

ISTP - The Mechanics

The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.



The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like [to] seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.

Analysis

This show what parts of the brain that were dominant during writing.



Add to that the gender analysis of this blog from GenderAnalyzer that says:

We think http://viciousmomma.blogspot.com is written by a man (87%).

And it appears that by some kind of "statistical analyses" I should be a male, but I am most definitely a woman, at least my body that produced three children is female. :-)

I suppose that despite being a "vicious momma" my being a "hoe" which is a type of tool does fit the mechanic theme. And since most mechanics are males that use tools then these results make some kind of sense.

Being labeled as a Mechanic might also be related to my fixing things. And the description about liking adventure and fast cars fits well too. Though I've never had any desire to be a cop or fireman I do sometimes fantasize about being a super-hero vigilante. ;-) That goes along with the problem solving combined with the liking action and adventure, don't you think?

But in other personality tests I've been INFJ or "Counselor" type. Maybe in my writing I am much more analytical while in my in-person relations I am much more empathetic and "fuzzy". ;-) However, I can see some congruity of these different personality results. Probably the same active problem-solving tendency occurs whether I'm dealing with things or people.

Friday Fluff

Borrowed from Friday Fiver:

1. Tell us something you love: My family of soulmates.

2. Tell us something you know to be true: Life is precious, even when it hurts.

3. Tell us about someone new in your life: The newest person in my life is my 5 month old nephew who reminds me so much of my youngest when he was a tiny baby.

4. Who can you never please? People who disagree with me. ;-)

5. Friday fill-in:
You know I ___. believe in miracles.

Fluff

TMI Tuesday

It's been a while:

1. Have you ever met a fellow blogger in person?
No.


2. Did you ever play an innocent game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"? How old where you?
Yes, probably about 9 or 10.


3. When did you get your first not so innocent kiss?
14


4. Have you ever awoke with someone whose name you did not remember?
Yes, but it was just an old lady and we never touched.


5. Have you ever let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
of course

Bonus (as in optional): What makes a great first date for you?
Heh, haven't had a first date in so long I wouldn't know. But anyway, it would probably be a nice dinner and conversation and maybe even sex. I'm getting too old to waste too much time. ;-)


Let me go off on tangent about that last question. A lot of people say that sex on a first date is a bad idea. Well, maybe it is for most people most of the time, but it can also be the beginning of a lifelong relationship. ;-) The way I've always seen it is that if two people want to be together then why should they worry too much about some artificially created rules of society? And if a guy won't respect a girl because she desired him and had sex with him, then he's not relationship material in the first place. It's stupid to punish someone for liking you enough to have sex. Though I do think that too many people have sex just because they think it's the thing to do instead of doing it out of true attraction and affection. Sure, we must be discriminating in choosing with whom we share bodily fluids, but we must also avoid being too uptight about expressing our physical feelings.

Breakfast of Champions

Create your own cereal box.

Wow!

Your Pickup Line Is

That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you I'd be coming too.

The Magical Pick Up Line Generator

Outrageous

Your Outrageous Name is:

Amanda Hugnkiss

Outrageous Name Generator

De-motivation

Make your own "motivational" poster.

Stage Name

Rae "Axes of Evil" Ann


Get your own stage name.

(actually, I do a better mouth guitar than air guitar)

Boring...

Your Lucky Underwear is Blue

You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Thanks Bee!

I am: a file cabinet Reams and reams of information that just might need to be retrieved and looked up some day, stored in a convenient low-tech form that everybody can read or produce easily.

Which office supply are you?

This was a really fun quiz! And pretty accurate too.

Cool and Creamy

You Are Strawberry Ice Cream

A bit shy and sensitive, you are sweet to the core. You often find yourself on the outside looking in. Insightful and pensive, you really understand how the world works. You are most compatible with chocolate chip ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Mmm Pie

You Are Mud Pie

You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth Those who like you give into their impulses

What Kind of Pie Are You?

With Two Rs...

Your Stripper Song Is

Dirrty by Christina Aguelera "Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party" You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean.

What Song Should You Strip To?

Tagged!

Lubos has tagged me. Here are the rules:

Grab the book closest to you.
Open to page 123, go down to the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog.
Name the book and the author.
Tag three people.

Here it is:

"We traversed the ideological line into the theater of physical causes governed by natural law where you and I are subject only to the mindless action of matter instead of being engaged in a conscious dialogue with it. The Earth-centered universe is inward-directed, which we usually characterize as closed and negative, while the heliocentric universe is outward-directed, open, and, therefore, positive. Having lived under its domain for so long, we cannot imagine what it must have been like to exist in a cosmos like Dante's - in a world that permits the human voice to penetrate to all levels of existence."

from Behind the Crystal Ball: Magic, Science, and the Occult From Antiquity Through the New Age by Anthony Aveni

I haven't read this entire book, but it does have a chapter about Richard Feynman.

I'll tag CIP, Guy the Savage Farmer, and DHammett (because he'll do it even without his own blog).

Come on, guys, you've got to play along. Even Lubos did this one!

One Week 'Til Christmas

I borrowed this from eatmisery.

1. Eggnog or Hot chocolate?
hot chocolate

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
some of both

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
both, I'm a Redneck! ;-)

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
sometimes, if someone will shoot it out of a tree. there is a lot growing in the oaks

5. When do you decorate for Christmas?
after Thanksgiving

6. What is your favorite holiday dish? (Excluding desserts!)
my sweet potato souffle that's not really a souffle

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child.
waking up ungodly early to see if Santa had come yet

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
probably around age 8 when it was thunderstorming real bad on Christmas Eve night and I knew that Sants couldn't navigate an open sled in that weather.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
usually

10. Do you bake cookies every year?
not recently, but this year Santa will get blackberry muffins instead of cookies because he's got to be sick of cookies by now

11. Snow? Love it or dread it?
love it but I've never had a real, true white Christmas

12. Can you ice skate?
used to

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
age 7 I got a doll called The Littlest Angel. I just loved that doll!

14. What's your favorite thing about the holidays? What's the most
important thing about the Holidays for you?
getting to treat people with things they don't normally get; friends and family

15. Favorite holiday dessert?
pecan pie

16. What is your favorite Holiday tradition?
giving gifts

17. What is your tree topper like?
honestly, I'm not sure because the kids decorated the tree and I didn't notice the top

18. Do you like to give or receive?
Both.

19. What is your favorite Christmas carol?
"Blue Christmas" by Elvis and "Winter Wonderland" (most versions)

20. Candy canes? Yuck or Yum?
yuck, usually

21. What was the one gift you always wanted for Christmas but never got?
as a child, a Lava Lamp, but I do have one now! LOL

22. Do you buy a gift for yourself when shopping?
just something small

23. Favorite Christmas Movie?
Not sure, probably Miracle on 34th Street

24. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
I make the kids do it. We have lots of variety in ornaments. I like that better than a perfectly coordinated department store tree.

25. What do you do on Christmas morning?
open presents then go to grandparents' house to open more presents and eat

ABCs

• A-Available/Single? not single

• B-Best Friend? Ellen

• C-Cake or Pie? depends

• D-Drink Of Choice? White Russian if you mean alcohol.

• E-Essential Item You Use Everyday? toothbrush

• F-Favorite Color? I'm into yellow right now.

• G-Gummy Bears Or Worms? I hate that gummy crap.

• H-Hometown? Knoxville, TN

• I-Indulgence? long, hot baths

• J-January Or February? January.

• K-Kids & Their Names? three, but their names aren't public

• L-Life Is Incomplete Without? love

• M-Marriage Date? 5-25-1991

• N-Number Of Siblings? one sister

•O-Oranges Or Apples? apples, but orange juice

•P-Phobias/Fears? losing a loved one

• Q-Favorite Quote? When the gods want to punish you they answer your prayers. (from the movie Out of Africa)

• R-Reason to Smile? my kids

• S-Season? spring

• T-Tag Three People? not tagging anyone, but feel free

• U-Unknown Fact About Me? I can spread my toes like a monkey.

• V-Vegetable you don't like? turnip

• W-Worst Habit? I pick at my cuticles.

• X-X-rays You've Had? too many to list

• Y-Your Favorite Food? chocolate

• Z-Zodiac Sign? Aquarius

Bunch of Questions

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Yuck.

How much cash do you have on you? in my purse, about $200, but I don't usually have that much. it's Christmas money

What's a word that rhymes with DOOR? Whore

Favorite planet? other than Earth, probably Jupiter

Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? I don't think it goes back that far. I never get calls on it.

What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? my phone is an antique and doesn't have different ring tones

What shirt are you wearing? old Body Glove t-shirt

Do you label yourself? sometimes

Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing? MIA

Bright or Dark Room? depends on what I'm doing

What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? she's pretty cool!

What does your watch look like? I don't wear a watch

What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping

What did your last text message you received on your cell say? I don't get text messages. Nobody cares about me. :-(

Where is your nearest 7-11? we don't have them here

What's a word that you say a lot? really

Who told you he/she loved you last? my daughter

Last furry thing you touched? My dog.

How many drugs have you done in the last three days? hehehe, I take my prescription every day.

How many rolls of film do you need developed? one or two probably

Favorite age you have been so far? honestly, probably 18-21. Too young to know and too stupid to care.

Your worst enemy? myself

What is your current desktop picture? the Corvette

What was the last thing you said to someone? Be careful.

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be? fly

Do you like someone? "like" as in "like"? Or "like" as in "would like to get to know better"? Well, yes, on both counts.

The last song you listened to? some 80's power ballad on the radio after dropping of the kids

What time of day were you born? 4:57 am

What's your favorite number? 25

Where did you live in 1987? partly at Maryville College, partly at Marietta, GA

Are you jealous of anyone? not jealous, really

Is anyone jealous of you? don't know

Where were you when 9/11 happened? in my living room watching it happen on TV

What do you do when vending machines steal your money? sometimes kick it if no one is around

Do you consider yourself kind? usually

If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? I don't know. that's why I've never gotten one.

If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? physics ;-)

Would you move for the person you loved? well, been there, done that.

Are you touchy feely? depends

What's your life motto? If you can't laugh about it you're screwed.

Name three things that you have on you at all times? I don't have things on me at all times.

What's your favourite town/city? I don't know.

What was the last thing you paid for with cash? Some Christmas gifts at Target yesterday.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? several years

Can you change the oil on a car? Probably, but that's a man's job.

Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him or her? wow, I haven't heard anything

How far back do you know about your ancestry? Most sides of the family have someone who does geneology so they've gone back to the 1600s in America.

The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? I can't remember the last time I dressed fancy.

Does anything hurt on your body right now? fortunately, no

Have you been burned by love? Who hasn't?

Friday Five

1. Are you complicated?

Probably not as much as I think I am. ;-)

2. Do you retaliate?

I fantasize about it.

3. Last person to hug you?

My oldest son. He had a rough day.

4. Your latest complaint:

I'm tired of being human.

5. Who was the bully on your playground?

Some people might answer that with my name. ;-)

TMI Tuesday

Because I'm lacking the time and imagination to come up with my own ideas this week, I'm borrowing an idea from here, a blog devoted to TMI Tuesday memes.


1. My biggest sexual turn on is __________?

kissing

2. On a scale of 1-10, how jealous do you get (have you gotten)?

been to 10 a few times

3. Have you ever had sex with someone you work(ed) with? Any negative consequences?

yes, no

4. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep?

depends on many factors

5. Which is more important of the two in "chemistry," physical attractiveness or sexual performance?

performance

6. Do you regret any past sexual partner, sexual liaison, or missed opportunity for one?

yes, yes, and yes

7. Have you had sex with a virgin after you lost your virginity?

yes, but he was older than me (at least he told me he was a virgin)

8. What is your favorite sexual position? If different, which one do you enjoy the most?

well, that is definitely too much information

Bonus (as in optional): What kind of birth control do you use?

sterilization, 100% effective

Jump-Start My Brain

Some questions found here to jump-start my brain this week:


Could you ever be in love with someone you knew you couldn't trust?

Sure, trust is more fragile than love.

Would you rather have a strikingly attractive spouse who was disappointing in bed or a plain-looking spouse who was fantastic?

Definitely the plain-looking but fantastic lover.

Is it easier for men or women to find good partners?

I think men have it easier than women. Not that it's necessary easy, just easier.

If you could spend one night with anyone in the world you desired, but only by getting permission from your partner, would you ask for it?

Sure, you never know unless you ask.

If you found your true love, how long would you wait for him/her to return your love?

I'm kind of impatient and demanding. I'd be thinking, "If it's true love then he should know it too and be ready to return it." Unrequited love isn't "true love."