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Friday, September 29, 2006
Testimonials
So many satisfied users!
Thank You! I'm a Hoe is worth much more than I paid. Best. Product. Ever!
--Mary Price
Your company is truly upstanding and is behind its product 100% I'm a Hoe is exactly what our business has been lacking. I STRONGLY recommend I'm a Hoe to EVERYONE!
--Kenneth Cox
I'm a Hoe has completely changed how I look at online business. I'm a Hoe saved my business. Nice work on your I'm a Hoe.
--Pam Taylor
Thank you so much for your help. I'd be lost without I'm a Hoe. I am completely blown away.
--Matthew Torres
Vicious Momma is exactly what our business has been lacking. The best on the net! Nice work on your Vicious Momma.
--Robert Moore
Best product ever! I would also like to say thank you to all your staff. I use Vicious Momma often.
--Bob Johnson
I am really satisfied with my Vicious Momma. It's incredible.
--Anastasia Cole
Get your own testimonials. Found at tayster's.
Thank You! I'm a Hoe is worth much more than I paid. Best. Product. Ever!
--Mary Price
Your company is truly upstanding and is behind its product 100% I'm a Hoe is exactly what our business has been lacking. I STRONGLY recommend I'm a Hoe to EVERYONE!
--Kenneth Cox
I'm a Hoe has completely changed how I look at online business. I'm a Hoe saved my business. Nice work on your I'm a Hoe.
--Pam Taylor
Thank you so much for your help. I'd be lost without I'm a Hoe. I am completely blown away.
--Matthew Torres
Vicious Momma is exactly what our business has been lacking. The best on the net! Nice work on your Vicious Momma.
--Robert Moore
Best product ever! I would also like to say thank you to all your staff. I use Vicious Momma often.
--Bob Johnson
I am really satisfied with my Vicious Momma. It's incredible.
--Anastasia Cole
Get your own testimonials. Found at tayster's.
Monday, September 25, 2006
Brain's Gone Bad
This is the humorous way for my husband to describe when I'm not functioning at my usual level. Two out of three kids with confirmed strep throat, and now my throat is sore. This week isn't looking to be real good. Feel free to argue amongst yourselves...
Here are some possible topics:
Bill Clinton is a liar and will always be a liar and now he's a liar and a bully too.
The economy is great.
Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie are the biggest skanks ever.
McDonald's has the best fast food fries.
Health Insurance companies are the spawn of the Devil and should be abolished.
It's becoming more and more of an advantage to be an illegal alien than a citizen of the USA. Where do I turn in my citizenship?
Here are some possible topics:
Bill Clinton is a liar and will always be a liar and now he's a liar and a bully too.
The economy is great.
Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie are the biggest skanks ever.
McDonald's has the best fast food fries.
Health Insurance companies are the spawn of the Devil and should be abolished.
It's becoming more and more of an advantage to be an illegal alien than a citizen of the USA. Where do I turn in my citizenship?
Saturday, September 23, 2006
The feeling remains even after the glitter fades...
(title from the song, "After the Glitter Fades" by Stevie Nicks)
"the beauty of my youth is gone but the chemicals remain" Nelly Furtado, "Trynna Finda Way"
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"the beauty of my youth is gone but the chemicals remain" Nelly Furtado, "Trynna Finda Way"
Friday, September 22, 2006
New Terrorist Threat Discovered
From a friend in high places:
Math Teacher Arrested
NEW YORK--A public-school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.' "
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Math Teacher Arrested
NEW YORK--A public-school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.' "
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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